speed queen rash

A rash that develops after one interacts with speed queens too much.
Conner had to get checked after Chad developed a speed queen rash.
by ThatsaBadName July 22, 2019
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speed trudge

n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder
1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!
by facespacer July 29, 2008
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Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.
Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus
by Dragonsandman July 17, 2021
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Speed Stick

When he cums quick
Girl1: Joe came so fast last night.
Girl2: Yeah, he is such a speed stick.
by UncleRatsh August 19, 2017
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mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
by county boy 101 February 22, 2014
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Chase the Speed Demon

My boy Chase is as fast as a cheetah on the track and in the bedroom. He's a personal magnet attracting the men and the women. He's so fast your butthole will be demolished in a second.
Chase the Speed Demon is so fast he dusts you before you can even say gay
by Big Daddy Smatty April 13, 2022
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Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.
Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk
by jmacpaddy February 20, 2021
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