SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

billy : why’d the chicken cross the road?

me:why

billy:to get to the other side

me:SALTS

by mind you damn Business February 24, 2022

Salt spunker

Someone who HAS to throw salt in the game salt in the game

"Fuck Georgia, He's nothing but a two timing salt spunker!"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

Salt

White stuff you put in food. sometimes it comes in clumps.

go put the salt onto the beef, and inside the roast chicken so that it tastes better.

by Child tickler! March 11, 2024

SALTS

Meaning: smiles and then stops.

Instead of saying “lol” we use “salts” because that’s what we actually do.

Example: “oh Kerys texted me and I replied “lol” but really I just done “salts.

by Solar socks October 25, 2018

Salt shaker

When a girl shakes after being shagged/fingered.

Man 1: aye I linked with Emily last night
Man 2: bro is she a salt shaker
Man 1: yeah and a water pistol

by Nobman October 25, 2020

winter salt

What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".

I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.

by QuacksO January 12, 2017

One-season salt

Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.

Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"

by xPolyatomic April 19, 2020