Danny’s lucky charms

When a guy wraps a fruit roll up around his penis and smears marshmallow cream on his testicle before a girl performs oral. As his testicles stick to her face he has her tell him “it’s magically delicious”.

You can tell she got a mouthful of Danny’s lucky charms last night. She still has marshmallow in her hair.

by Whoshadaddy November 21, 2024

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Danny-Hangmanned

The act of being choked from behind, typically by a muscular woman in a sexual context.

“Man, I got danny-hangmanned by this muscle mommy I met at the gym the other day”

by Phyllibuster December 15, 2024

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Danny things

The doing of Late night hood rat sh*t with the traveling Cockroaches Band and Blacking out.

- Danny is doing Danny things. He got a DUI.
- Danny doing Danny things, you know.. he felt in love with a hooker.
- Danny was doing Danny things, he broke the window and cut his hand, but hey he got a blowjob.

by LosdelRancho December 15, 2024

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Danny quinn

A guy who got baited for a girl he cheated on and acts like a hard man that is just a little weasel who would get his head stomped in

Danny Quinn’s a queer

by Arnasarnas December 26, 2024

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Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.

Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024

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