Bitch n' Ditch

The act of saying something offensive or just plain bitchy right before leaving.

person: "so, i'll see you later then :)"
bitch: "yea :) i gotta go to work now..oh yea..FYI, you really are an asshole. and everyone hates you. byeee! "
^^bitch n' ditch^^
**bitch leaves**

person: "bye...." ((what the hell?))

by Victim of Insanity August 25, 2009

Crank-N-Dank

The Art of Turning Up the Music and Getting Blazed.

LETS GO CRANK-N-DANK!

by The Baked CheesePuff July 17, 2011

Scarf-n-Barf

In academia, the practice of cramming information into one's cranium (scarf) just long enough to regurgitate it onto an exam (barf) in order to score a passing grade for the course.

Jude passed Physics the good old fashioned way, through sheer scarf-n-barf.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015

Thick n' Fudgy

A large dump that one takes after a night of drinking. Normally of thick and/or fudge like consistancy

When I woke up this morning I laid a fresh thick n' fudgy at Marc's, happy I didn't do it at my house.

by Mattieus May 4, 2006

reach n beej

to reach around and play with your girls twat or butthole while she is performing oral sex

My girl and I performed the reach n beej while she was tongue tickling my nuts

by pissballs March 6, 2009

Wake n' Shake

When a person, shortly after waking up, masturbates. Often executed while still in bed.

I woke up, pulled a Wake n' Shake, made some coffee, grabbed some donuts and went to work. I've never been so energized, so early!

by I'm Not a Hipster July 17, 2011

slam n' scram

A one night stand. The act of having sexual intercoures with someone and then leaving before the night is through with no expectations of ever seeing the person again.

Bill:"hey man, how was your night last night?"
Greg:"I had a slam n' scram with some chick"

by John Lizotte August 4, 2007