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offbeat model 

n. While the premise of a glamor shot is typically both nonsensical and cinematic, the offbeat model takes this art house film ridiculousness to new heights.

offbeat modeling v. The act of being an offbeat model. Popularized by MySpace angle photos and hipsters.

Examples of offbeat modeling are:
-Wearing a sloppy outfit that just sort of hangs off the body.
-Lifting the arms in awkward positions as if balancing on a tightrope.
-Turning head 340 degrees back and 20 degrees down to gaze at the heel of your shoes.
-Looking very, very lost.
That offbeat model looks like she's been crucified for wearing her Boyfriend's Rugby in a Forbidden Zone.
offbeat model by offbeat model January 2, 2009
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Holy Mode 

In a relationship, where the female goes on a retreat (usually with the church), and returns in a condition of near abstinence.
This condition is curable over time.
Freshman Friend: "Yo man how longs it been since you got a BJ from your girlfriend?"
The Man: "Dude, its been a while, since the retreat. Ever since, shes been in Holy Mode."
Holy Mode by O Holy One March 28, 2009
When completely unintelligentable speech is followed by completely functional code.
I don't know what the fuck just happened, but he went into blum mode and my project is done.
Blum mode by Depauw January 26, 2011

Wicko Mode

When you use the fortnite John Wick skin in the epic fortnite battle roayle, and go Sicko Mode.
"IMA GO JOHN WICKO MODE!" shouted Aaron the retard.
Wicko Mode by StickyWicky May 21, 2019

matrix mode 

When you don't jerk off for 60 days and you ascend to a new plane of understanding
Person 1: He is going matrix mode!
Person 2: respect
Person 1: respect
matrix mode by rgraz700 February 8, 2020

Tiger mode 

A phase that a child goes through in their lifetime; symptoms include: ripping Family heirlooms, looking side to side. Person may claim “it’s just a phase” but they will always carry it through their life time
Oh no James is in tiger mode.

landscape mode 

(noun) - A smartphone video setting and standard by which all real life violence is captured, typically by bystanders that simply want to document the situation for their YouTube channel rather than diffuse it.

This is the opposite of picture mode.
- You see the brawl at Bath & Body Works in Scottsdale? Them womens is rowdy!!

- I was right there when it was about to jump off yo. That worker punched the customer! Haha

-So what did you do? Stop it?

- No way, I took out my phone and but it on landscape mode unlike those other amateurs.

- So they went to Bath & Body Works, and now their Back & Body hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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landscape mode by $lapaho March 10, 2021