by Dinner Thyme August 17, 2023
When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).
by PLAyer.4nomyNOUS May 12, 2020
by risengamer1337 June 11, 2020
Mike the Fox is a character created by Glitch_99, also know as SonicTale_21, on the indie site Gamejolt and the game creation site Scratch. Mike is a character who is married to a demon wolf named Luna and has a half-demon child named Jaylen. He loves playing guitar and is generally a nice guy, but he can be peeved when he wants too.
by JukoDuko June 11, 2021
by Yellowrello5 November 06, 2018
A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
by SpecIntoDelta December 28, 2022
When someone doesn't have a good mic, or plugs it in improperly; The result is a machinegun sounding noise that goes on for ages.
*Machinegun Mike Joins call*
machinegun mike: brrtrtrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
Everyone else: CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR US?
machinegun mike: rtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
machinegun mike: brrtrtrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
Everyone else: CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR US?
machinegun mike: rtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
by onecigonedrag0filter October 28, 2019