Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.

Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating

by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012

Michael Spriggs

A man of upmost awesome, his nickname is batman and is just as cool. there is no one in the world is that cool. trust me bro. a lad of all lads. also a most excellent bro!

Girl: OMG! whos that? hes so cute
other girl: thats michael spriggs, hes so cute

by lycanman November 9, 2012

Michael Afro

The richest,smartest, coolest kid in town. He lives in a house the size of a hotel, but doesn't own the house. His casual wear is usually rockin a V-neck. He loves to bike around town and f**k s**t up.

I'm felling a little Michael Afro today, so I think I'll wear my watch with a v-neck and shred bars of gold over my lunch.

by Car37 December 18, 2014

michael ass fucked

A person that loves big juicy cocks in his ass and will do what ever he can do to get. He even tried to get arrested so he can get a cell with big black to become his bitch

Why is that guy getting arrested?
That's Michael ass fucked

by Super fagalicious January 20, 2017

michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.

The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

Michael M.

Michael M is a very hot and social guy. He has many friends and people love to be around him. Michael M is one of the popular guys a jock but he isn’t full of himself like some of them are. He is usually on the football team and would date a cheerleader. All the girls love to be around him and even if they don’t show it every girl is secretly in love with him. Don’t miss your chance with him, he is a great guy all around and any person would be lucky to have him in their life.

“Omg look it’s Michael M, lets go talk to him”

“Look, Look, Look, It’s Michael M. He is so hot”

by GD.2.3.4.5.6 November 3, 2017