A manchild who does not clean up after himself. Thinks he plays football but really doesnt. Has a small penis. Performs anal sex on pillows, animals, little people(midgets or kids), and is litteraly a pedophile. And thinks hes a badass who is fuking retarded as fuck and isnt liked by anyone at school.
"Im Matt Linn"
"Your right.......... Your a fucking dumbass who cant pay bills or pay for groceries. Or clean up after said groceries."
"Your right.......... Your a fucking dumbass who cant pay bills or pay for groceries. Or clean up after said groceries."
by 420MexicanComedian March 2, 2019
Get the matt linnmug. by MatthewGill99 May 23, 2020
Get the Matt Gillmug. by Bob Marley112233 May 5, 2012
Get the Matt Robertsonmug. A toe sucking mega faggot he loves the color purple and to eat men’s poop, he would love bbc in his tight little ass hole and to choke on huge cock, he will ride a cock like one should a Horse. And he’s a nigger
by Kkkizlie January 25, 2020
Get the Matt Oroszmug. A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.
by Eatoutalexesass May 4, 2018
Get the Matt splatmug. Visionary yo-yo dieting in which you sometimes appear very buff to your friends, and sometimes you appear very fat.
"What's going on with Steve? He had a beer belly last week, and now he has abs."
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"
by superawesomeguy1496 October 6, 2011
Get the Matt Damon Effectmug. What Indian gangsters say in New Zealand when they see any car that should deserve a matt black paint job. Matt black usually attracts cops cause its a dodgy colour.
by darkmyst May 12, 2006
Get the Matt Black it aumug.