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Math

Noun: Misspelling of meth.
Noun: Shortened word for Mathematics
Man: i love math
Me: Math or Meth?
by Just a smith November 20, 2023
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Smoking Math

The process of substance abusing the subject of math.

The stronger stuff requires things such as textbooks to make
but the weaker stuff can be made with just notes and flashcards.
In highschool there were a lot of dealers for smoking math
by Kidinadinosuit September 22, 2022
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Vedic Math

The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.

Taglines:

"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
by Cipher Nomad December 4, 2024
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math

The living hell you'll ever face and witness. You will suffer daily amounts of torture, knowing you'll fail the task at hand. Once you do you'll pity and rage but realize you're pretty unintelligent so you just rip your test apart.
"Dude we have math test."
"WHAT?!"
"Why are you surprised? You'll fail anyways."
"No, I'm just surprised that we have it today and I actually studied for it."
"Who the hell are you and what did you do to my friend."
by son I'm gae December 8, 2017
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Math

Math Stands For mental abuse towards humans
Math is awful for the human brain
by Gibby Fckn dies June 30, 2019
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