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The old lobster claw

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.
Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw
by StonedAF October 13, 2023
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well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

imagine being so mad that you dislike a post bc it says i hate kuromi these kuromi stans getting too far
Kuromi stan: dislikes a kuromi hate post
Person writing it: well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi
by CR7andmessiisGOAT November 4, 2023
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while So-and-So looks on

Pointless reference to an "outside" or "auxiliary" person who just happens to be both visibly present and observing da action dat's shown being performed by da main subject of a photo.
Okay, okay --- I suppose dat a lot of da readers of a newspaper/magazine-article might indeed like to know da names of all of da human-eye-candy individuals who are shown in an accompanying photo, but to identify da merely-extraneous photo-bombers by saying, "while So-and-So looks on" seems a bit overly dramatic! Surely they could just write, "So-and-So (left) shows So-and-So (right) how he does such-and-such"...??
by QuacksO December 15, 2023
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The Red Lobster Dream

The Red Lobster Dream is an extremely significant sign that the Red Lobster has visited you at night. You and the other person in the Red Lobster Dream have been caught in the claws of the Red Lobster's curse.
"I had a dream we were at Red Lobster together"
"Fuck that's the Red Lobster Dream"
by GrunglePuss January 11, 2024
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Is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?

The age old question, is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?
@darshlix: is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?
@terrrybooty: wait…is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?
@darutorizz: actually, is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?
by Burpfart November 18, 2023
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