long distance whore

A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.

-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.

-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?

-Eh same thing.

(Written by a long distance whore)

by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023

Long Duk Dong

A Noun- Funny smooth foreign exchange student who likes american girls and get's more ass then a toliet seat.

Stud Muffin

Girl 1: Did you see the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's sooo foriegn!
Girl 3: Oh Long Duk Dong!

by KeiraTheFox August 9, 2010

Long nosed one

a Jew

I was ran out of business by the long nosed one.

by Gary Iyrons April 1, 2009

long streak of piss

(n.) A tall, skinny person. Usually in the legal proffession.

Lawyer: Listen to me, we can't...

Guy: Shut the fuck up you long streak of piss

by Gumba Gumba May 16, 2004

9 inch long

What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.

Nigga you gay, you looked up a 9 inch long dick

by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017

Long Life Toe

When your "index" toe is longer than your "big" toe. It's been said that people with "Long Life Toes" tend to live longer than the average person.

"Hey,

woah, your toe is so long!"
"Yeah bitch, I'll live longer than you MOFO and your tiny ass toe since I have a Long Life Toe!"

by MOFO98769 February 16, 2010

Liquid Long Johns

The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...

Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.

by megunami July 1, 2009