typical lesbian

a woman who is interested in other women but only owns her clothes and a cat.

I have a cat and I am a typical lesbian

by Fitto August 9, 2015

Lesbian Virus

a very contagious virus among the female population in middle school that converts "heterosexual" girls into lesbians by brainwashing them to conform to female social norms, which are all over the place.

if a girl says that they are bisexual or anything else other than straight, then they have the lesbian virus because she probably has a female bias anyways.

p1: she looks hot today, might date later
p2: she has the lesbian virus
p1: GONNA KMS LATER BYE

by buggaMan420 January 26, 2022

isabelle is lesbian

Isabelle loves men but obviously is homiesexual. She can get any girl if her dreams. Isabelle’s hotness attracts all the lady’s

Isabelle is lesbian for girls that start with a

by Peepeepoopoopoopeee September 29, 2021

lesbian repellent

A spray to keep the lesbians away

Girl where is my lesbian repellent

by A.DDY June 3, 2016

Lesbian mile

A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.

You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.

by Weenafile September 2, 2019

kinky lesbian

any male with a purple dick who identifies as a lesbian

Johnny: "Hey Anthony, are you a kinky lesbian?"

Anthony: "Yeah, my dick is purple."

by lesbian 9 year old November 18, 2021

Lesbian Sleeves

When a man has a t-shirt which sleeves are so short making them look feminine.

Chad's shirt totally has lesbian sleeves.

I wish this shirt didn't have lesbian sleeves so I could wear it.

by ratsmyfavgame June 1, 2018