Catching the Lemon

The act of being forced to do something unpleasant that you would never begin to do in the first place, nor have any need to complete.

I wasn't going trying to, but I was totally catching the lemon when my co-worker asked me to cover for him.

by NicholasPickolas October 29, 2008

Pink Lemonade

When a girl urinates in a glass and then puts her used tampon in the glass to tint the glass of urine to a pinkish color

This pink lemonade you made is very acidic...cause its pee and blood

by Jared Jizzmosis October 18, 2010

Lemon Lips

giant ass lips on a black dude where they take up a large portion of the face. Sometimes the bottom lip is so heavy it droops down and is always like open at random times.

the reason it is called lemon lips is because it resembles the shape of a lemon.

Random white dude 1: Damn! have you seen the lemon lips the Washington Redskins quarterback, Jason Campbell?

Random white dude 2: yeah, that's why the redskins sucked this year, those damn lemon lips were weighing down his face and throwing him off his game.

by Nick 2113 March 11, 2009

strawberry lemonade

When a guy is going down on a girl and she pees all over his face. Then, when he pulls away with a disgusted look on his face, she punches him in the nose. The mixture of piss and blood is the strawberry lemonade.

Janet: "Gretchen what did you do last night?"
Gretchen: "I gave Bobby a strawberry lemonade."

Ricky: "Bobby what did you do last night?"
Bobby: "Um, Gretchen pissed on my face while I was eating her cooter and then when I looked up, she punched me in the nose."
Ricky: "Oh, a strawberry lemonade! It happens."

by Janet O'Malley July 1, 2007

Juicing a Lemon

Is when you squeeze a girls pussy so hard she pisses on your hand

I juiced her lemon so hard her piss ran all over my hands.

by Horny bastard January 9, 2005

Lemon

A term for a White gurl in general.

Michael: U like dem lemons?

Calvin:I love dem lemons.

by Yung Texxus January 26, 2008