dalton katcher

a guy that thinks hes gonna make varsity baseball

hey guys imma make varsity baseball.(laughing)

by ?????? March 8, 2005

dick kitchen

Like a Soup kitchen, A Dick kitchen is dedicated to the altering and preparing of dicks. Also used to denote that the offendee is in fact a dick.

"Dude, stop being such a dick kitchen."

by roofy November 26, 2004

kitchen anorexia

When the kitchen is never clean enough, even if you just cleaned it this morning and there's only a small layer of dishes and food scraps that need to be cleared away. And it really bothers you.
To the point of muttering to yourself.

Roommate - "The kitchen is so dirty I can't stand it"
You - "it's really not that bad man, there's only a meals worth of dishes on the counter"
Roommate - "You're right, but it still bothers me, I must have kitchen anorexia"

by RazorsG February 2, 2017

kitchen table

When You come home to find your wife fucking some other guy on your kitchen table.

Jerry came home to find that he had been kitchen tabled by his whore wife Tara and a greasy mechanic.

by Remy69 October 26, 2017

Kimchi Handshake

(noun) The worse kind of handshake - similar to the jewish handshake but contains the oscillation frequency close to that of the square of the speed of light (shitingly fast). The result of the kimchi handshake is obviously kimchi.

korean dad: "hey ommaa it seems we have very little kimchi left in our storage, could you please make some more?"

korean mom: "certainly! pull your pants down and let me give you the Kimchi Handshake!....dinner will be ready soon!"

3====> onomnomnom....... *kimchi!*

by TheDouche101 May 8, 2011

Ketchup Bottle

Grasp your penis firmly with one hand. Squeeze as hard as you can until the head of your penis pokes through the top and is ripe in color to the point your finger leaves an impression when poked. While still squeezing take your other hand (open palmed) and begin vigorously slapping the head of your penis in short quick but firm slaps. The slapping noise should resemble the sound you make when slapping a ketchup bottle. The point of this is to numb your penis to the point it feels like you are jerking off another mans penis.

Eric: "Yo bro."
Fred: "Sup"
Eric: "Have you tried to ketchup bottle yourself yet?"
Fred: "Dude I ketchup bottled my dick so hard last night, it felt like I was jerking off Channing Tatum!"
Eric: "My Nigga! Love that bro!"

by Ketchup Bottle Bob December 7, 2012