rape kiss

the act of an unwanted kiss that is repeated after the kissee protests

bob: (kisses girl out of nowhere)
betty: what the hell are you doing? ew stop!
bob: (kisses girl again, until he is finished kissing)

later,

bob: man, i totally rape kissed betty last night. she told me to stop, but no usually means yes anyway.

by nicole and chris March 4, 2009

good morning kiss

getting a blow-job first thing in the morning

since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

san diego kiss

Kissing someone while they are defecating in a toilet.

"You're the worst date ever! Now go kiss him while he's pooping, give him a San Diego Kiss. " -Roger; American Dad.

by Careberr19 June 27, 2014

Cheek Kiss

When a girl loves you as a friend and doesn't think of you in any sort of romantic way, she may give you a cheek kiss. Often times it happens becuase she feels sorry for you. But sometimes, its just to show she cares.

We were standing there...almost alone. Then, she looked at me, and BAM! She gave me a cheek kiss for no appearent reason. I was overjoyed afterward.

by Alex J. Burton November 20, 2009

"kiss this guy" syndrome

A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

penis kiss

when two male urethra openings touch for a brief yet intimate moment.

I was so glad to see donny taft for the first time in almost two years. we had a wonderful penis kiss.

by topher paul January 12, 2008

Kiss the kitty

kissing a woman between her legs

i wanted to hear my woman moan all night, so i "Kiss the kitty" until she couldn't take it any more...

by quiet man December 16, 2011