Keep fucking that chicken

A reference to a joke about a man going to a whorehouse.

Shortened version: A man goes into a whorehouse and says he's jaded and wants something completely different, so he's told to go into a room where he sees a chicken. He says, "What am I supposed to do with that?" He's told, "You're supposed to fuck it!" So he shrugs, takes his clothes off, and starts chasing the chicken around the room, but after 20 minutes, clawed, pecked and bleeding, he gives up. He walks out of the room and down the hall, where he sees a group of people looking through a window at a woman having sex with a donkey. "That's disgusting," he says. "That's nothing," one of the men says. "A few minutes ago there was a guy trying to fuck a chicken!"

Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."

by Writer89 September 23, 2009

keep my dick hard

1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.

2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says

todd is begging to come over, but Im gona keep my dick hard. hes not invited.

by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010

keep this shit tight

When your man adjusts his junk before he puts on the tighty whiteys. It’s sexy as hell. I’m a big fan.

What’re you doin’ there?

Ima keep this Shit tight for you babe.

by Ewayne October 20, 2017

Gate Keeper

A very nice man who likes to watch over the territory past his gate. He is very enthusiastic about Johnson's Jimmy.

The Gate Keeper down the street is a Johnson monger.

by Black Magic 69 November 24, 2016

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

meaning:everytime you come to a complete stop your rims keeps spinning.

when you come to a stop at the stop light, your continue to spin.

by Spree-Wells May 2, 2003

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

stop and goes

by Anonymous May 6, 2003