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National Prolapse Appreciation Day! Go to PornHub and search Anal Prolapse and have a good ole time.
Hey, today is the July 1, You know what that means. PROLAPSE APPRECIATION!!!
by Goongaloonga October 15, 2019
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July 13

That one kid that nobody likes. He’s probably adopted and sucks at everything he does. Nobody likes him except do that damned large

Leprechaun.
Hi I was born on July 13
Wow you must really suck
by July 13 October 27, 2019
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Christmas in July

A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.
You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:

- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater

- hanging Christmas lights

- putting up your Christmas tree

- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)

- cooking a turkey or tofurky

- making and drinking spiked egg nog
by K_ December 15, 2008
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July 24th

it’s july 24th you gotta watch out
by youngfatnigga December 1, 2019
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July 12th

All beautiful and sexy black women are born on this day. They also steal everyone’s mans and womens.
Random : “look at her heard she’s born on July 12th.”
Other random: “Damn, ion want my girl snatched!!!”
by prettybwlolz September 24, 2021
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July 12th

This is the day where all fine black are born. If you’re born on this day you pull everyone you want. You also get d 24/7.
Random boi: bro, you see her? Heard she was born on July 12th.
Random ahh girl: what??? I don’t want to lose my bf!!!
by prettybwlolz September 24, 2021
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July 1st

Beautiful person with depression and got a big fat booty, and that’s on period luv
dangggggg that’s a fat ass! you must be born July 1st
by stacykipper November 10, 2019
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