4th of july

An apocalyptic Soundgarden song

Cause I heard it in the wind
And I saw it in the sky
And I thought it was the end
And I thought it was the 4th of July

by L August 15, 2005

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july 1

National Prolapse Appreciation Day! Go to PornHub and search Anal Prolapse and have a good ole time.

Hey, today is the July 1, You know what that means. PROLAPSE APPRECIATION!!!

by Goongaloonga October 16, 2019

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July 13

That one kid that nobody likes. He’s probably adopted and sucks at everything he does. Nobody likes him except do that damned large

Leprechaun.

Hi I was born on July 13
Wow you must really suck

by July 13 October 28, 2019

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Christmas in July

A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.

You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:

- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater

- hanging Christmas lights

- putting up your Christmas tree

- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)

- cooking a turkey or tofurky

- making and drinking spiked egg nog

by K_ March 21, 2007

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