jockstrap scholarship

getting through college or university by being good at a sport(e.g. football)

Dad: You've gpt 4 Cs & a D; how do you expect to ever get into & graduate college with grades like that?
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020

Jockstrapping

Wearing your mask over your chin so it looks like you have a jockstrap over your head.

Check out Karen jockstrapping that mask.

by AHuge September 8, 2020

JacksonMckenna'd

When you foolishly say youre going to roll (or other obscure slang term for misbehaviour) to your parents, and they urban-dictionary what you said, and figure out your going to do ecstasy (or something else bad, drugs, etc...). And then proceeds to punish you for it. (History: Mrs Mckenna heard jackson say he was going to roll and because shes a smart woman, decided to use this site to see what the fuck he was talking about. he got busted for taking ecstasy. Other words he got fuckin raped by his moms intelligence.)

Dude my mom heard me say we did snow and she caught me for cocaine! im so fucked! I got fuckin JacksonMckenna'd!

by JergensFTW July 6, 2010

Jacksonville Javelin-Toss

A sexual position where a woman who is seated in front of two standing men grabs hold of their penises and vigorously masturbates them.

My bro and I picked up a super-fly chick at the bar last night. She said she was cool for anything, so we recommended a Jacksonville Javelin-Toss

by boxerbriefs69 September 15, 2010

Jackson Hewitt

1. Jackson Hewitt Tax Service Inc. is the second largest tax preparation service in the United States; responsible for preparing over 2.2 million computerized federal, state, and local individual income tax returns each year. Based in Parsippany, New Jersey, the company currently operates more than 5,802 franchise outlets and 724 owned offices, in 48 states and the District of Columbia.

2. The euphoric dance people do when they find out they are receiving a large sum of money. This euphoria is mainly due to tax returns, but can be from any source such as lottery winnings, lawsuits,paternity,etc.

1. Jackson Hewitt helped me do my taxes online and I found I'm gettin $4,500 back on my federals.

2. When Joe discovered he won the million dollar lottery, he did the jackson hewitt right in the middle of the Kum and Go.

by DrFreeze March 5, 2012

Jackspiration

The inspiration for your jacking off
To what/whom you've been masturbating

You were my jackspiration in high school.

Kelsey's my jackspiration.

by kingofthebutterflycatfairies September 5, 2014

Jackscreen

A verb meaning,'to shatter someone else's phone screen'. If you break your own screen then you're just an idiot, but if somebody else shattered it, they jackscreened you.

Dude, somebody just jackscreened me.

by theepikwinner January 26, 2015