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New Jersey

America's armpit.

Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.
by tatomuck1 October 31, 2009
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new jersey

the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard.
your mom.
And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.
by nicole May 13, 2005
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south jersey

south jersey is the better part of the great state, new jersey.

we like to get fucked up on a regular basis.

weed + beer + good friends = a good time
we are all about philly teams.
eagles,flyers,phils,76ers.
tons of underage drinking.
malls all everywhere around here.
I personally think deptford is the best mall.
wawa is the shit.
we always chill at down the shore.
our schools blow.
tons of cops.
other than that south jersey is the place to be.
lived in south jersey all my life.
by ACiD856 July 13, 2009
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New Jersey

"The Garbage State"

Residents often mistake bad grammar for an "accent" (i.e: "Hey, I thought you WAS from Jersey, too. Isn't everyone?")

Ironically, the ONLY people who like this hell hole are the trash that live there.
I love New Jersey 'cause I've never been outside this state to know otherwise!
by NJSux November 22, 2004
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jerkey smerf

when two gay Indian guys have sex
Did you see Kunal and Meetjerkey smerfing??
by inyourbuttmuthafuckabitch December 21, 2008
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Jerseyside tickler

a moustache that has grown down the sides of the chin, as well as a small piece of hair below the bottom lip, when performing oral sex on a woman the side of the stache tickles the insides of the thighs, as the small piece below the lips is used in combination with the tongue on the clit to maximize a womans organism.
I was going down on susie and then i gave her my trademark 'jerseyside tickler" and she went over the edge.
by blueeyes623 November 4, 2009
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