The College of New Jersey

Ugly people. Boring town. A mix of huge losers and a handful of "cool" people who think they're better than everyone else because they're not one of the huge losers. Beautiful drawings of random things can be found around campus by a girl named Grace. Everyone knows she doesn't actually draw the pictures, but it's still funny. The school consists of the following people:
1. Science nerds who study a lot
2. Engineering Majors who think they have the weight of the world on their shoulders because "I'm taking 18 credits a semester!" ..when really their labs count for 2 credits, whereas science labs count for 0 credits.
3. Sorority girls who pretend they're best friends with each other when they met two days ago.
4. Frat guys who think they're better than everyone else.
5. Athletes-HES majors
There are two on-campus ghosts.

I was walking around the BEAUTIFUL The College of New Jersey campus and heard that annoying ghost playing piano, then I ran into a overwhelmed engineering major who was freaking out for no reason.

by Lena J June 2, 2007

New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.

He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.

by jewish assassin August 3, 2010

The College of New Jersey

A college filled with people who think they attend an elite school. They ripped off Princeton's name and many currently think they are better than Rutgers and even (gasp) Princeton. This is laughable. Although TCNJ is not a bad school, the student makeup, who feel as though they are attending one of the country's most elite Universities, significantly lower the school's credibility.

The morons in the facebook group of The College of New Jersey actually think TCNJ is a better college than Princeton.

At The College of New Jersey, no one laughed when it was announced that they were all attending an elite University

by Ricky44444 July 9, 2007

new jersey

the armpit of the united states. devils suck, the metolands suck, the giants suck (i know they're the NEW YORK giants, but they play in jersey), and whitney houston sucks.........bon jovi, ur still the shit.

new jersey girls aren't trash, trash gets picked up.

by fope-a-lope April 23, 2006

Jerome

Lame kid who is stupid and copies off your work

Look, it's that kid who always copies my work, he must be a jerome

by Anusfucker February 27, 2017

jersey scoot

to make a left turn as soon as the light turns green, cutting off a person moving forward in the opposite direction. specifically in new jersey.

Sheila got arrested for doing the jersey scoot when she was on vacation in vermont.

by 84u65098279032 April 7, 2009