by himalayadude22222 May 21, 2018
Get the Himalayan Quick Jerkmug. A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
Get the next-room-jerkmug. that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also
by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017
Get the jerk off guiltmug. When a group of people sit around in a circle and jerk the person next to them off, like how the Romans used their shields to protect the person next to them.
Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.
by DickTckler October 21, 2015
Get the Roman Circle Jerkmug. 1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 9, 2016
Get the Jerk Off Shufflemug. Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.
New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!
New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!
by helga October 16, 2003
Get the jerk-id beefmug. The Game of Thrones Jerk. The phenomena where after watching game of thrones you inherently have the need to beat your meat.
by Jumbodong1423 April 8, 2019
Get the Game of Thrones Jerkmug.