Jason Schram

A bald headed man who is a very fast driver and won’t let anyone push him around.

That Jason Schram is a crazy boy

by Google34Google May 5, 2018

Jason

Jason is tall and skinny has is strong. He likes to fight. He likes this on girl named Kendall and can't get over girls he likes. Has brown hair and plays sports and a trumpet. Is smart and good looking.

Jason is smart.

by Avdoc November 7, 2018

Jason Cibrin

Is sum typa dude who cries like a little "cb" naw cry baby for the sake of having a girlfriend. So that being said if not girls anymore then itz niggaz scaring the hell outta us tryna fight like a lil g so he can suck billions of niggaz dicks in 10 minutes. Whenever he cries like a lil "cb" then its Cherokee the latina porn star or Holloman-Neff becauze of their nice decorations of the sweet toes. Mr Warren now said do not fuck go eat your hamburger from McDonalds.

Friend-Whats good ma nigga?
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.

Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.

by _;) December 26, 2021

jason

the textbook definition of slow

“hey did you here about jason?”

“oh yeah, the slow kid right”

by lmfaoao September 18, 2021

Jason

Bringer of calamity. Lazy sloth like individual who does not take life seriously. Man-child. Waste of existence. Narcissistic liar. Victim minded. Full of shit and mommy and daddy issues with no accountability.

Jason

by A wrinkle in time September 13, 2025

jason

A teen boy scout who has $100000 in popcorn sales

Jason sold all of his popcorn to a diabetic 99 year old women in price chopper

by Pee-Pee Dirty Dan May 8, 2019

Jason matthews

Is hands down the sexiest man alive he is strong and sexy know how to fuck and eat that pussy he is a awesome man that takes care of his woman and is down right respectful and stong God's give to the world because he's will be the best man u ever had at least the one I know in Mississippi is girl you better hold on to that man and stop being stupid God is going to punish you girl if you mess that boy over

I love me some Jason matthews

by Love Jason April 10, 2021