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Jason

A name that girls get obsessed about. A Jason doesn’t put any interest. He keeps his peace of mind and enjoys hanging out with friends. He is very social and out going, but he also likes being home playing video games.
Kenya: “Litzy you see that guy over there. What’s his name?”
Litzy: “OMG! YES! His name is Jason. He overwhelms me with his presence, but I never can get his attention. Which, makes me want him even more!👉🏽👈🏽😍”
by Anonymous Savage December 1, 2021
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jason

best guy u know with da koolest moves he also broke
jason is broke
by hhhghhgh December 2, 2021
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Jason

The type of guy who covers up his insecurities and “short”comings by making others feel less than; Generally exhibits this behavior online, seeking the approval from others, also usually “Jasons”.

Typically drives muscle cars and/or owns gas-guzzling toys, then complains about the price of gas. Enjoys red hats, facial hair and women with (usually) unnaturally blond hair.
Damn that Jason, always rolling coal and making our Starbucks employees cry!
by Word2UrMotha December 3, 2021
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Jason is mad pussy slayer who is a notorious mother fucker in the Barnstaple area. Everyone knows him as ‘the stud who fucked my mum’. the women love him, the men hate him.
Jon: ‘Hey you know Jason?’
James: ‘The one who fucked our mums?’
Jon: ‘Yeah that one he’s a right wanker
by mynamejeffo January 12, 2020
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Jason is an absolute wanker, he thinks he's the best guy in the world but we really hate him. He's a cunt with too much dandruff in his hair, and really needs to shut the fuck up and leave Toby alone :)
He eats pussy like a God but God doesn't eat pussy because he's not married and sex before marriage is a sin.
Girl 1: Wow that Jason guy, he's really shit at eating pussy.
Girl 2: I know, stay away from him.
He's a registered sex offender that Jason!
by jasonisreallycool January 13, 2020
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Jason a person with a small dick who loved multiple men and can take at least 15 black guys at once. He loves one women and I loyal but when it comes to men that’s another story.
Man 1: dude I totally got Jason zuked at that gay orgy last night

Man 2: get the fuck away from me
by Big boy Rico January 19, 2020
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JASON

Jason is funny and weird.
by Cusco girl 👧 February 3, 2020
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