maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.

Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!

by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023

Dumpster Dave

a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(opposite sex: Dumpster Diane)

That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave

by otg3 February 12, 2021

Dave

Dave's are majority awesome, they are very non-chalant and have max aura.

Person 1: OH MY GOSH, who's aura is entering this atmosphere
Person 2: It gotta be Dave

by TNickels. November 28, 2024

Steaming Dave

(n) pronounced Stee-Ming Day-veh: it is a room temperature Apple juice ran through a steamer. It is similar to a cider.

Carla was burning because Jerry spilled a fresh Steaming Dave all over her uncovered legs.

by Grover12345 August 17, 2016

Delfi Dave

Delfi Dave is the highest form of humour in the cutedelfi twitch community.

Dave is Delfi's husband in real life and in her lore.

Dave is known to be the greatest Human ever, and everyone should be jealous of him.

Delfi Dave
Delfi and dave, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

by twonk on my stronk January 31, 2025

Dave

Not JohnyCool4522. That is his mortal enemy.

My name is JohnyCool4522, not Dave! Never call me that

by anonymous May 1, 2024

Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people

Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"

by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022