International Rat-appreciation Day

On June 3rd people all over the globe should appreciate rats. If you see a rat you should bow down to its glory.

Omg wait, it's 3rd of June! International Rat-appreciation Day !!!

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

internal paste

It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.

I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.

by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017

International Rider

Someone who has fucked every single possible race of human kind and cuts his dick off afterwards.

Guy1: "Dude what happened to your dick?"

Guy2: "Oh I'm an International Rider."

by Squirt56yz June 3, 2014

International Sexual Freedom Day

International Sexual Freedom Day is held upon the 21th of February, a week after Valentine's Day. During this day people celebrate their freedom to choose and define their sexualities.

Many celebrate this day with their partners however it is common for others to engage in sexual activities with those they're comfortable with. These activities can be, but are not limited to, sexual intercourse, sexting, the sending of nude imagery.

"Hi! Are you engaging with International Sexual Freedom Day? If so would you do it with me?"

by TheMakerOfHolidays February 20, 2022

Oxford International College

This aint got shit to do with Oxford uni, dont get scammed. Ain't the best performing college, it's just the no.1 in 2019 for boarding schools.

Pig Farm.
they wanna make you shine(BOLD EGGIE)

A student in Oxford International College once said, if you wanna have a life, don't come here.

by 英俊潇洒令狐冲 April 23, 2024

international sit next to your friend day

day to sit next to your friends

international sit next to your friend day

by Strokercock February 23, 2022

International Charlie Kirk day

The International Charlie Kirk Day is the day that Charlie Kirk got assassinated in Utah. It's a day where we pay respect and pray for a brother in Christ.

It's International Charlie Kirk day today, lets pay our respects.

by manbun004 September 11, 2025