porch weed

The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".

Resident: That was a crazy party last night.

House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.

Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!

by BM8 December 21, 2015

Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

weed lube

A lube made from Coconut Cannabis Oil mixed with various butters and oils. It's effects are to increase pleasure to the applied areas.

The weed lube made my vagina so high, I orgasmed twice!

by Dlee1967 April 22, 2017

garden weed

a smoke that tastes better than normal weed

garden weed is yeast

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018

Weed troll

A person who uses your weed without contributing some of there stash or helping pay for the weed

John : dude Derrick smoked all of my weed last night and didn't even use any of his
Don: man what a weed troll

by Nico123nico September 19, 2016

poo weed

shitty weed or weed that smells like skunk

i smoked the poo weed it is terrible

by cancwer September 23, 2018

Weed Dojo

An Asian style weed hut where Marijuana is grown, smoked and stored.

Yo wanna join me at my Weed Dojo its going to be deep man!

by 420 Boy February 3, 2018