June 9th

It’s national bad bitch day. Especially if your name is: McKenzie, or Kenzie.

Yo! It’s June 9th!
Wow national bad bitch day!! Is your name kenzie?!
Yes! It is!
Wow double trouble!!

by Mynameiskenzie June 8, 2021

kari june

She's not adopted and she's not an Indian. It's just coincidence that she has a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis. She is forever lamenting the fact that she doesn't have short black hair and that she likes many music. You know, uh, MC Hammer? That song that goes "doot doot doot doot doot doot, U CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" Yes, I think he very good. She has a lot of really good joints as well. Wow. I can't get over what a free spirit Kari is.

He pulled a Kari when he was accidentally hypnotized at his church's Easter service.

by dykeana April 4, 2005

13 June

National cum day
Today marks the day of the cum revolution. Founded by Rae and Kealie (13/06/22)

Person A: “Hey dude! it’s 13 June! happy cum day”
Person B: “You two bro! wanna fuck later?”

by KGDGKXTJTSUFJRSRDU June 12, 2022

june 11th

national call abby a ugly bitch day be sure to call all the abby’s ugly bitches

john: what day is it

abby: june 11th why

john: oh then you’re an ugly bitch

by your mom gey69 June 6, 2021

10 june

Peter Repko do be on 10th june watching by himself nigga lamp.

Its 10 june?
yeah bro lets waitch nigga lamp

by 271920 June 10, 2020

June 29th

Today is my best friend's birthday, so you can wish her something (here's her Instagram --> @editsbytedito)

-IT'S JUNE 29TH, SOO... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!
WISH YOU ALL THE BEST! I LOVE YOU INFINITELY MUCH!

by Vickydude November 27, 2019

June 28

you have a free ticket to tell someone to flash you on facetime

boy:Flash me bitch

girl:why
boy: it's june 28

by psycho why don't you princess June 27, 2021