talk to a man about a horse

what you say when you're walking away to take a piss.

I'm gonna go talk to a man about a horse. I gotta talk to a man about a horse.

by knightmare36 December 28, 2007

horse mouth

An girl suffering from the affliction of coming from the English middle or upper classes. Typical characteristics include a reduced lower jaw and enough teeth to fill two normal mouths. Sufferers may also show signs of such diseases as "Being a Sociology Student".

Christ, someone get the sugar cubes, the horse mouth's braying again.

She was no bad till she smiled and her bottom jaw fucked off.. shame. Horse moothed tae fuck.

by I_have_a_chin January 28, 2009

Horsegirl

Someone who is weirdly religious and is obsessed with horses. This girl cannot stop talking about horses. Like, she can’t. They will usually have overalls and skinny glasses along with a stupid hairstyle. Usually, they’ll be around 10 years of age.

Bitch, stop wearing that, horsegirl lookin ass.

by i am an ex-horsegirl. January 20, 2019

HORSE FACED

anybody with a horse face... not just a woman, you retard

duuuuuh men cant have horse faces durrrr

by erin April 18, 2005

Horse Boy

A teen boy who is hung like a horse (9 inches or more) and full of sexual stamina.

Oh my god, I caught Sarah sucking Eric's cock. That kid is a real Horse Boy..he was enormous!

Randy fucked me for most of the night with that giant cock, what a Horse Boy.

by Ripped Jeans August 10, 2010

horsed

to be fucked by a male horse up ur bum without ur consent!

Mr Oller looked after a horse for a day and got a ass full of horse cum!

by el tit face August 19, 2003

S&M horse

A S&M sex toy usually made from wood in a triangle like shape /\ the woman takes her close off and rides it causing both pain and pleasure very kinky shit.

Last night i played a video game that had a hot babe as the main character and when i lost the boss made the babe ride an S&M horse while she got whipped it was awesome.

by Freaky Jason October 13, 2009