Homie intuition

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.

Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT

by Sliske September 21, 2020

Homie hopper

Girl who hops from guy to guy in a squad of guys friends, she basically has sex with you and your friends.

Jake: dam Sara is hot asf
Braden: i know bro! She got a phat ass
Tom: nah bro she's a homie hopper.

Jake: what's that?
Braden: she fucked me and Tom bro.

by Bholmes_xo November 26, 2014

Homie

A term latinos and black people use to refer to their friend from the hood.

Jamal: waddup, homie?

Lamar: chillin like a villain, dawg.

by UltimateDoge June 30, 2021

Home Sweet Homie

A friend you only see when visiting home for the holidays.

I'ma go see Tyler this thanksgiving. He's my home sweet homie.

by The truther of truthiness January 5, 2018

Homie

Means your brother 4life

Wssg homie

by Princly July 14, 2022

ay wuz good my homie

A greeting for your "Homie"

Ay wuz good my homie? everything aight?

by Rayn_1 December 6, 2022

Making out with the homies goodnight

The act of making out with your homies before bed, and wishing them goodnight.

While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.

Josh: Sorry, I was making out with the homies goodnight.

Sarah: Isn't that gay?

Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.

Sarah: ...Josh??

Josh:...

Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!

*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*

by JoshtheNOTgayguy1275 November 14, 2023