bless ur heart

A phrase used mostly on the south simply to politely inform someone of just how stupid they are.

You have no idea where you are right now and you need directions to the nearest Walmart... well, Bless ur heart. It's right across the street!

by Bro kinda job January 21, 2023

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my heart isn't in it

It is used when You don't want to do something

"My parents want me to be a lawyer, but my heart isn't in it so I will be a journalist."

by Nany165 June 7, 2017

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My shitty heart

Can be used as an expression of admiration or affection, especially for animals.

Something being so cute that you emote pure joy. A modern variation of "my heart!"

That puppy is so cute!!! My heart!! My shitty fucking heart!

My friend showed me a picture of their cat and my shitty heart broke in two!

by Cuteaholic September 25, 2019

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Hunting term;

Where an animal is running away from you, and you can skillfully place a shot (with the appropriate caliber) dead center in the clacker without wasting meat on either side.

This differs from a “Texas Heart Shot” where the shot is due to a lack of accuracy.

The Camel 🐪 was running away as he nominated “PORTUGUESE HEART SHOT!!” right as he lead pilled it in the dohnut hole.

by EXP101 April 22, 2018

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Gorilla grip heart

Heart so loving, toxic and dangerous she will never let you go but she does it in a subtle way you won't even notice because of her divine femininity. Possed by one who comes out as a femme fatale but deep down she's a real lovergirl

Paie doesn't only have a gorilla grip coochie but she got a gorilla grip heart too

by Noboobiesbutabaddiestill August 17, 2022

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