going-to-have-fun-ness

the state a person is in when experiencing the pleasure of knowing that they will soon have fun

Jordan: I'm so jealous of your going-to-have-fun-ness because i have to go to work and i'm lame

by enydrial456 May 17, 2010

I'm Never Having a Daughter

The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.

These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.

Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"

by flinnyfloo February 24, 2020

i have a tiny dick

You

Guy 1: I have a massive dick
Guy 2: Well i have a tiny dick
Guy 1 : hahaha

by Big mommas house 2 February 5, 2018

have fingers in many pies

To be involved in multiple businesses.

When I grow up, I want to have fingers in many pies. Rich people often have fingers in many pies.

by Achmed Akbar June 12, 2016

having sex with harry potter

What Alice wants to do everyday in her dreams.

having sex with harry potter in my dreams.

by crystalann chaos June 17, 2008

have sex with me in the bathroom

ohh babyy commee and have fuckin Sex with me in the washroom yasss daddyyyy

ohh babyy commee and have Sex with me in the bathroom yasss daddyyyy

by yesss daddyyyy January 3, 2022

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had.

The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.

P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021