That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 16, 2017

goose

Someone of higher importance or superiority.

The government consists of goose after goose, year after year.

by Tad bit Mad April 22, 2019

Goose

Code name for an attractive female often viewed in close proximity to the observer. Origin for the use of this adjective originates in Lincolnshire.

Look at that goose!

by Striped Banana October 6, 2017

GOOSE

An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.

"BRO THAT GOOSE STOLE MY SANDWICHES"

by WelpThisOneWon'tBeUsed? December 8, 2019

Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.

My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.

by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017

Goose<3

Goose is the most perfect person they are sweet and make sure you are okay, always putting people first and you should love them a lot! They have a great humour and are always the light in the room also incredibly hot ;) <3

I love my goose<3, they are perfect

Goose<3 is so cute

by Fluffy ducky<3 November 22, 2021

Loose Goose

A cocktail combining Grey Goose Vodka with prune juice.

At the bar: "I'd like a Loose Goose, please."

by Keepinitregular October 2, 2019