fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.
Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.
by Joven diosa June 18, 2017
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Fresh for Days

To stop working early or leave something unfinished for the next person to come along.

Derived from shift workers whereby graveyard shift, the most unappreciated and thankless of all the shifts, comes to a stopping point, and leaves the rest "fresh" or ready to be picked up by the upcoming day shift.

This can be used both as a legitimate response to an inquiry concerning turnover, or as a joke used at the beginning of the shift when the work expectations are outlined by the boss
Example 1

Night Foreman over the radio: "Will you boys be able to stretch the wire to the heat pump by quitting time? Or did you spend all night sleeping and stealing instead of working?"

Electrician in response: "Nope, it's gonna be fresh for days"

Night Foreman in thought "Damn lazy sparkies"

Example 2

Shift Supervisor: "All right guys, we need to have these pipes installed by lunch time, got it?"

Lead Pipe-fitter: "Gotcha, fresh for days"

Everyone else: "fresh for days; damn right; take a break etc..."
by Night_Starfish April 17, 2012
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Fresh boy

A person who is like a hype beast like to wear designer clothes and stay clean and well coordinated also wants the latest fragrances soaps and shampoos whitening the shoes fresh boys love wearing white blue green and red this movement is both in the hip hop and dressy prep scene
Look at them fresh boys braging about there clothes and cars
by Too manny chains November 01, 2021
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fresh cut ass

Wordplay on fresh cut grass, it is when someone rips ass, but it smells oddly pleasant.
Dale just farted, that’s some fresh cut ass.

Looks like Ava ripped fresh cut ass.
by OilySaltine July 10, 2022
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Fresh Squeezed Festival

Bringing the city of Los Angeles 9 hours of Nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! Fresh Squeezed Festival brought to you by Fresh Entertainment, is the summers juciest event. With thousands of pounds of oranges given out FREE all night, combined with world class DJ lineups and Massive Stage Production. Join us in celebration of summer!
I am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at Fresh Squeezed Festival!
by qUEEnBinX June 26, 2009
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dont be fresh

when old fat farts from a million years ago tell you to stop and be a big fat rotten eggin
by Abbondandolo Monkey Tribussy January 16, 2022
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fresh off the line

Someone who just did coke
I walked into my apartment, and my roommate Jimmy was fresh off the line.
by yuh, ya dig March 09, 2018
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