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fresh off the boat

Used to announce the arrival of fresh, hot fried rice, usually just off a ship or cooking line. A way to signal something amazing, steamy, and worth dropping everything for.

Origin – The Chronicles of Steam and Salt (circa 603 CE)
Legend holds that during the reign of Emperor Gǔ Tán of the Jade Coast, the empire faced a culinary famine. The emperor, a devout lover of wok-fried rice, decreed that no grain of mediocre rice shall be served within the palace walls.

He summoned the Seven Rice Alchemists, legendary chefs who sailed eastward in gilded boats to find the perfect grain, seasoned wind, and wok flame. After three lunar cycles, they returned—bearing not just rare spices and golden grains, but vats of fried rice so fragrant, the emperor wept into his beard.

As the boats docked, steam rose like incense, and the people cried:

“Fresh off the boat!”
(“Rice from the boat, heaven’s aroma descends.”)

The phrase passed into legend, later used by dock workers, food smugglers, and ravenous poets whenever something too good to be local came in hot.

Fun Fact:
During a 1986 noodle festival in Macau, a fried rice vendor was fined for yelling “Fresh off the boat!” too many times during a single hour. It was later ruled a protected phrase by the Culinary Heritage Bureau.
“Yo, that smell?”
“Yeah, fried rice fresh off the boat. Get in line.”
by guy laughing June 7, 2025
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fresh box

When you do enough kegels to make him think you are a virgin
She had such a fresh box, I must have been her first
by Fair$$$ March 14, 2017
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#mad fresh sheep

a sheep woth the fastest glassen and tha rolex
Look att thet #mad fresh sheep. He raping that bird
by darealraka October 3, 2019
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Fresh Eggs

When a man dips his testicles in hot wax to coat them for safety prior to anal.
Dude, Lauren and I are about to do butt stuff and I got some fresh eggs.
by Tonydanza867 August 17, 2022
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fresh tuna

when a thot bitch named Sofia opens up her legs and a strange aroma come out. It's the smell of fresh tuna, like the hoe hasn't washed her pussy in 8 years.
sofia opened her legs and i could smell the sea..... YALL ITS FRESH TUNA
by trapmami October 20, 2015
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abo fresh

when your grandad is fresh
individiual A: dude look at my grandad

individual B: yo he is abo fresh
by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018
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Fresh powder

The smell of baby gas combined with scented diapers.
Maggie had some crazy fresh powder today, I was fooled into changing her diaper 3 times!
by Scrawnson October 30, 2022
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