flicker goon

A form of gooning that is so advanced and unstable that most people aren't able to last more than 7 seconds. This form of gooning is similar to flickering a lightswitch but instead of a lightswitch it's your penis. If you do it right and at a specific spot, you won't be able to last for too long.

Person 1: I can usually last about 6 hours gooning
Person 2: What about flicker gooning? Usually I can only last 4 seconds when I flicker goon.
Person 1: Ooh, same for me, usually about 5 seconds.

by onlythisaudnerstand May 24, 2024

Flicker gooning

The action of gooning in a complex rhythm in order to accend to a new plane of existence. this is not for the faint of heart as it’s claimed the life of many. very few have successfully accomplished this to completion.

Last night larsson Micheal Jarvis was flicker gooning so hard he is no longer with us

by RealRibby May 24, 2024

flicker goon

a higher intensity form of gooning developed thousands of years ago by the ancient Romans

Friend A: I can goon for 8 hours straight.
Friend B: Yeah? Well, I can flicker goon for 7 seconds.

by eshack May 24, 2024

Flicker Goon

Flicker Gooning is an extremely difficult variation of gooning where a gooner brings themselves to "point of no return" before letting go of their penis with and holding back the ensuing explosion by flexing the same muscle that allows you to make your penis "jump." It is extremely hard to keep a consistent contraction in this muscle, so a "flickering" technique of repeatedly stimulating the muscle is often employed.

" You're 8 hour goon sesh doesn't impress me. I can flicker goon for 7 seconds!"

by AtomicW1nter May 25, 2024

Flickergooning

Flickergooning is the act of gooning while rapidly flicking the tip of your penis, in a manner that combines the chakras of one's soul and distributes it solely to the penis. Ascending one's mind into the astral plane.

However, this is a dangerous technique as one's mind can be broken and never be returned to it's original state.

Bolt: "i can flickergoon freedom style while in the flow state with adrenaline aztec breathing for 8 hours straight"
Jack: "What the fuck"
Bolt: " Bro! flickergooning is rad bro!"

by BoltSwitchGooner69420 May 26, 2024

flickergoon

when you goon as fast as humanly possible before your internal organs shut down completely

“yo bro did you see tyler’s new flickergoon record? 7 whole seconds!”

by grooblinka May 26, 2024