Finger

While many of these other definitions about the art of fingering are true, the rich history of fingering is often not included. The origins of this non-coital sex act are in Versailes, France in the late 1600s. Invented from a man who was way ahead of his time by the name of Fransisco The Mad Fingerer who reportedly fingered upwards of 3,000 women during his fingering rampage known as the “Reign of Fransisco’s Fingers.” Fransisco is widely recognized as the first and greatest fingerer of all time, and his lasting legacy is obviously still seen today. So next time you find your fingers in your girlfriend’s vagina, make sure you thank Fransisco!

Fransisco: I invented the art of fingering

by GNK.Monkey69 July 2, 2020

Lady Finger 4

LF4, a Neopets user commonly spotted on the FC (the Fan Clubs, a Neoboard), spiced up the boards by linking a series of userlookups and petpages. Together, LF4 (username: ladyfinger4) and a few other users with strange, numerical usernames, posted all kinds of weird babble on the Neoboards. People rushed to 'decode' it, even interrogating the users at one point. All in all,
the whole thing turned out to be a frickin' hilarious ( and fun) 'hoax'.

Since then, Senders (death threat senders on the boards) have mimicked LF4's techniques (the number-babble the users called "codec" or "code C"). They were...less than successful?

"Lady Finger 4's userlookup was damn creepy..."

by Sundai November 10, 2008

Shit-finger

A wad of toilet paper, tightly twisted into a finger like shape, used to gouge any residual shit from your asshole.

I had a little bit of a turd left hanging, so I used a shit-finger to take care of it.

by The.Noof August 3, 2008

four fingered twat twitcher

the act of stimulating the pussy and ass by twitching the index and middle finger of both hands, one in the pussy, one in the ass while making strange buzzing noises. Scrinching your face into the "bitter beer face" is not necessary but an optional crowd pleaser.

Santa surprised Mrs. Claus with the four fingered twat twitcher udner the holiday table.

by Twitchy Bitch December 27, 2008

1 finger up

putting 1 finger up in a picture is a way of telling people that you don’t know how to talk to men & this shows how lonely you are

did you see her post that picture where she was holding 1 finger up ??

by agazziolliontoots April 24, 2022

middle finger

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thats what one looks like on a computer

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by sundie April 29, 2010

Five Finger Death Punch

A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.

"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"

by BIGXSCHMEAT September 9, 2020