Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Feet Miser

Calling someone the “Feet Miser” indicates they are rather smelly. Or that they adore feet

“Damn did you know Aj is a Feet Miser?”
“Yeah man, he likes feet cause they stink like him”

by FFLDEMON July 19, 2023

Coolidge feet

Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Its name comes stems from lower class Americans walking the streets of Coolidge Texas barefoot. Often those seen can be without any teeth walking barefoot down a rock roads.

Look at her feet! She definitely has Coolidge feet.

by Theonewholovesfarts July 20, 2023

Femboy feet

No. Don't. YOU FUCKING BUNGHOLE STFU

Harry: Hey, search up Femboy feet!
Me: Okay. *searches*
Me: AAAAAAA MY EYES I WILL NEVER LOOK AT MY TOES THE SAME WAY AGAIN
Harry: hahahahahahaha

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus August 8, 2023

feet pic

when a person takes a picture of there feet and post it online to get some dolla' bills

"Let's take a feet pic!" said James

by partyparty12 August 24, 2023

feet fisting

The act of firsting someone with your feet

Feet fisting has to hurt because it's so far up the ass

by niggaqueef38 August 27, 2023

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.

by gregben September 12, 2023