Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.
by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018
Get the Jizz Feet mug.someone who is near, but can't actually be held or spoken to. Someone who you want to be with but impossible to have. All you can do is be 5 feet away.
Troy: I want to tell you how i feel... but I'm better off as your bestfriend... it's better to be 5 feet away...
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Get the 50 feet mug.The concept that if there is an additional benefit to doing slightly more work in the realm of the work one was previously engaged in, that one should do said extra work.
"Why did you decide to learn German"?
"Well I already spoke Yiddish, which is 90% German, so I figured ; If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile."
"Well I already spoke Yiddish, which is 90% German, so I figured ; If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile."
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Get the my brothers feet mug."I heard Antoine really likes Slurpin' on the Chicken Feet, if you know what I mean!"
"Bro, she slurped on my chicken foot all night long."
"Bro, she slurped on my chicken foot all night long."
by Joseph Billiam Bobicus May 24, 2018
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