fat bitch

n. Person who has to struggle with large folds of skin to witness own feet or genitalia which embitters them and drives them to inflict misery on the rest of the world.

1.) A fat person who also happens to be a bitch.
2.) An obese person intent on causing and reveling in others misery.
3.) My coworker is a fat bitch!
4.) Chantell

by areomalareo July 30, 2008

Fat-tality

Fat-tality n. When a really hot girl with a bangin' body lets herself go. This tragedy is usually the result of a really bad break up. She just gets depressed and eats comfort food alone watching chick flicks until she blows up.

Did you see that girl your boy dumped a few months ago lately?

Nah.

She blew up dog!

Thats a real fat-tality there bro cause she used to be so hot!

Haha its like a scene out of Mortal Kombat and the new fat her did a fat-tality on the old skinny her and ate her!!!

by joeymars December 31, 2010

crotch fat

The lower part of an obese persons midsection. Often the cause of movers disease and dickydo

Christ when he sat down his crotch fat looked like an oversized pillow

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

fat tuesday

The day before lent starts when your supposed to get ready for fasting by eating as much as possible, even though most people don't fast the next day.

you: Are you seriously going to eat all of that??

me: Of course I am, It's fat tuesday!

by crobs1216 February 27, 2009

fat joe

Rapper who used to be really good back when Big Pun was still alive, now he just sucks big balls. Also, one of the only people alive who are not black and can get away saying nigga. Also goes by the name Joey Crack.

Kid 1: You heard of that nigga Fat Joe?
Kid 2: Yeah, he sucks now, but he was good when Pun was still alive. I wonder why?
Kid 1: That's cuz Pun wrote all his lyrics, dumbass.

by Frank White, King of New York January 14, 2008

fat bastard

Overweighted individual who was never registered or recognized by his/her parents. Usually acts like a asshole trying to miss lead attention from the fact of being fat.

That fat bastard stood up outside an elementary school molesting kids and taking the candy away.

by BiggieBoreal October 31, 2009

fat mood

a heavily saturated mood, usually emotional. Fits on a range from somber to bittersweet

Ugh. Fat mood

by Your'emom December 15, 2017