Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).

Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.

by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021

Epic Yolo swag

Epic Yolo swag

"I indeed have Epic Yolo swag."

by Azknu June 17, 2021

epic

synonym of awesome

That thing was epic!

by Sophia_Cutie19 October 05, 2021

epic sooza world domination

A tiktok account named "Epic sooza world domination" who comments "Epic sooza world domination" On tiktok.

Friend1: Hey have you seen epic sooza world dominations tiktoks?
Friend2: No

Friend1 : You should follow them!

by Zypharoonie June 28, 2024

Epic Cock And Balls

like normal cock and balls, but wayyyyy cooler

i have epic cock and balls

by Kumtukey fly chimken September 15, 2021

Epic Pile Of Cust

When someone is so gross and disgusting.

Also known as EPOC.

Look! There's the Epic Pile Of Cust!

by Sanasaaaaa May 01, 2010

Über Epic

When a song, particularly in Progressive Rock/Metal, exceeds the 20 minute marker.

Octavarium by Dream Theater is an Über Epic

by InfernalRites February 06, 2023