ethan jewell

an amazing poet/singer songwriter that speaks on issues from mental health to heart break. rose to fame on tiktok and has created an amazing platform. he also has luscious long hair that frames his face perfectly and he's beautiful inside and out

i simp so bad for ethan jewell

by no one specific August 25, 2021

Co-ordination enhancer

n. term for a jazz cigarette enjoyed whilst involved in sports activities.

1"hhmmm my scrabble playing will be greatly improved after a toke on my jazz cigerette"

2"hullet thats not a word"

1"yeah like rude hullet"

2"thats not even how you spell it"

1"it is man"

2"what no way you just made that up"

1"nah man trust i can prove it"

2"go on then"

1"nah serioulsy i got an old coppy off shoot some where"

by anticon February 1, 2005

Ethan

A total retard that doesn’t shut up he’s short blonde idiot watches hentai all day hes got a booty though;) no girls like him he’s going to be a no life sack of shit that lives in his moms basement

Person 1:who’s that kid right there that’s watching hentai
Person 2: probably Ethan he’s weird

by Hshdue April 8, 2019

Pulling an Ethan

When one plays a solo in a jazz song that contains only one note over and over again, though said person is actually a very good instrumentalist.

Guy 1: Dude, nice 16-bar solo in which you played a B flat in eighth notes the whole time!

Guy 2: Yeah, I was pulling an Ethan!

by babypowderperfume November 22, 2011

dog eater ethan

Chinese kid that likes to eat your dog.Balding at age 13.Is a Monke but still can’t catch a football

Dog eater Ethan has no hair by 15

by 2958683293 April 23, 2022

Ethan

A gay fat whale

Bro he is such an Ethan

by TOUGIE May 25, 2016

Ethan

A mother fucking asshole who thinks he is cool, but is not and very unpopular and has no friends during school.

Ethan is a dick

by handlebecard October 10, 2016