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edward scissor hands

A film about a man who had his hands chopped off and the made new ones out of scissors.
He's like the nice version of Freddy Krueger played by johnny depp but both his hands are different than most peoples if you get what i mean.
The Girl-"Edward! FINGER ME! NOW!"
Edward-"But...."
The Girl-"NOW DAMN IT!"
Edward-"Ok"
The Girl-" OWWWWW! My fadge is bleeding out from in!"
Edward-"I told you"
by GirlSkater February 23, 2004
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Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen, reffering to the shining star of the Twilight series, is the gorgeous, kindhearted vampire that captured my heart as well as many readers across the globe.

Anyone who hates on him is simply jealous they don't have everyone in their high school lusting after them.
Random guy: Omg I hate that Edward Cullen!
Random guy's girlfriend: *dreams of Edward Cullen* You know what? It's over! *goes to marry Edward*
Random guy: Awww shit.
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denisha edwards

a girl who looks and dresses like a man and looks like a man;
person: Hey do yu know what guy?

Me: no i dont know that man cause shes a girl her names denisha edwards.

person: oh... she looks like a man
by alternet-princess January 8, 2010
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eduardo rodriguez

An ugly boy that usually has stupid haircuts and their private is as small as a croqueta or maybe smaller. This type of person also gets nicknames like for example:Keratina
That boy is a for sure Eduardo Rodriguez.
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edward jones

A dumb bitch nigga who always bitches because he's black
You know why Edward Jones that's why bitch
by JackLing86 August 9, 2015
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Edward Cullen

The hottest fictional vampire from the Twilight Series of Stephenie Meyer to ever walk on the face of the Earth. Dazzles people without him noticing it. He is a virtuoso when it comes to the piano. An eloquent speaker. A fast car lover. The bronze haired, topaz eyed, forever 17 year old looking adopted son of Carlisle Cullen and Esme Cullen as well as the adopted sibling of Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen. A 108 year old virgin who married a human, Bella Swan, the klutz, whom he is obsessively in-love with. The father of the half-vampire, half-human baby girl, Renesmee.

He gives the new definition for the perfect guy.

The only vampire fictional character who gets millions of girls obsessed with - even dreaming of having a vampire like him for a boyfriend.

The only guy who made me rethink about the benefits of Immortality - especially if you're with a guy like him.
OH MY EDWARD! or OME

I am completely and irrevocably dazzled by Edward Cullen!

Edward Cullen = perfect guy.

Eternal damnation never looked so good!
by friggincool January 13, 2009
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