East Albanian Pipeline

(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.

Dude, would you be interested in an East Albanian Pipeline?

by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022

East coast feast

A sex position which consists of holding a girl upside down in a hand stand in the Atlantic ocean while eating her out

See also west coast wash

I met with this chick at the beach, we did an East coast feast

by CarmenTheStripper August 7, 2022

East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.

The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.

by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025

East-wing

(v). To abruptly demolish and remake into something gaudy, ostentatious, and unnecessary.

"If I had millions of dollars, I would totally east-wing my face." --Lyz Lenz

by Auntie Fa November 1, 2025

East virginia

A mysterious place that doesn't appear in America

Person one: Bro if there's West Virginia and Virginia where is East Virginia?
Person two: That's actually a good question wanna go search for it?
Person one: Okay.

Person one and Person two were later reported missing and still haven't been found to this day

by Mr_finder April 22, 2025

East German Double

The accrue combination of adderall and Viagra. Often doubling the recommended dosage of both. No relation to the geographical area of East Germany whatsoever.

I gave my pet tiger the “East German double” the other day. He was like a zany fireball, a flying squirrel with 400 legs.

by Fartboi88 March 15, 2020

East-Side Slip n' Slide

When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.

Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.

by A Cuban Pastrie May 27, 2016