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dutch noodle

A sexual maneuver where your tongue is put in one's ear, while simultaneously putting your penis in their other ear. Requires one to be extremely limber to pull it off successfully.
I totally unloaded in my woman's ear last night while I was giving her the dutch noodle.
by cuvay April 23, 2015
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dutch nugget

when you urinate inside a girls anus during intercourse and she shits it out into a jar and you put it in the freezer
Guy 1: "I gave my girl a dutch nugget last night"
Guy 2: "That's disgusting"
by mr_bumboozler July 7, 2019
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dutch run

when it's someone's birthday and that person takes advantage of the coffee company Dutch Bros' policy where you get a free drink on your birthday by going to multiple Dutch Bros stands on the same day
Do you wanna go on a dutch run with me, I'll give you a free drink!
by itechnologies May 23, 2020
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Double Dutchin'

Typically ment for rolling regs, double dutchin' is simply removing and using only the 2 thin long leaves

provided from any two purchased flavored or unflavored cigars and layering both to roll forming one single blunt.

*Notes:
-Doesn't matter high or low grade, your mood, how you roll and crush effects your THC intake.
-With that said, using 2 duches to roll 1 blunt, many possiblities can be accomplished, such as a slow burning blunt, achieves smooth & calmer hits as to a fast burning blunt, achieves stronger, wind chesting hits.
Nel: So we smokin this double dutch foo?
Tone: Damn men, it ain't even gunna do a full cyf with mad niggaz in the crib....
Nel: Das why I preped anotha, early....
Tone: Aaah shit son....
Nel: U already...

Other Slang (other than Double Dutchin'):

-D-dos ''Dee-dos'' (dos = 2 in Spanish)
"Who's nex off this d-dos..."

-Dubble Deein'
"We Dobble deein' tha niggie?"

-Two n' One/ two n'
*Coughs more than 5 times* "Yo that 2 n'......WIND CHESTED MA SHYT!"
by T., the "I.G.", C.M. February 8, 2010
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Peachy Dutchman

The sexual act of a Dutchman eating out the peachy ass of a Latino MILF, while being jacked of by a Mexican midget in a wrestling mask.
Hans joked about having a Peachy Dutchman last night but I think he actually did have one.
by Jin, Erica, Lucky July 28, 2010
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Atomic Dutch Oven

When you and your partner each blow hard ass wind under the covers and then simultaneously pull the covers over each others' heads while yelling, "Atomic Dutch Oven!"
After eating a shitload of Taco Bell, my girl and I went to bed and gave each other an atomic dutch oven.
by mastercs October 15, 2010
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