dialo

The equivalent of a typo when dialing a phone number resulting in an unexpected person to answer and an awkward conversation to follow.

Person 1: Dude, this guy called me and I don't know who he is at all.
Person 2: Dude, it must have been a dialo.
Person 1 and Person 2 together: Dude, tubular! *high fives*

by daneatdirt May 16, 2005

Dildoasaurus

A friend who acts like a giant dildo.

Last night was great eh, except for that irish kid Brendan being an effin dildoasaurus!!

by Juicyj1986 February 22, 2009

Dillon

A sadcunt who makes multiple urbandictionary accounts to overcompensate on his small dick.

Person: All the girls think its big man.

Friend: Well if you go and be a Dillon about it on the net then of course they will!

by Ezza901 August 17, 2011

dildo

the best thing that happened to the human race...shove in a female vagina (or anus) or a male anus.

1 She broke up with her boyfriend because his penis was too small to her dildo

2 He shoved the big black dildo in his anus with great pleasure and kept at it all night

by tiffboobs June 6, 2009

dillon

dillon is an attractive guy. he does some dumb things like drink, smoke, and do stuff to girls. he's a guy that like to lead girls on and then cut them off and then a week later get back with his ex. His name is spelled this way cause he's so insecure to have such a basic name. He would know how to treat a girl if he truly tried but he doesn't give a crap about girls feelings. if you meet a dillon... run away while u still can

"bro that's dillon. RUN!!!!"

by giddyup23 June 25, 2019

Dillon

The dumbest person you’ll ever meet. Uses phrases like “Ayyy” as well “Oi”, all the time, to his digression, makes him seem like a autist. Obsessed with the game Rainbow Six, and mains the character Jäger. BTW Dillon if your reading this your bad at Jäger, I’m better.

He’s also a furry, although he hasn’t come out yet. I seen things on his phone.

Loves Basketabll, but he’s good at it so let’s not talk about it.

He’s also dumb

And stupid

And dumb

Hey Dillon you know who I am

He he

“Hey look, it’s Dillon!”
“God, I hate Dillon!”
“Gah, how could you!?”
“Look at him!

by Aidspositive November 3, 2019