bit-david

A type of maths teacher. The word originates fromthe S.E of England

What in bit-david's name are you doing?

by Scoooter March 20, 2005

Society of David Goncalves

A small international group for men named David Goncalves.

White American David Goncalves is cute, but I masturbate to black German David Goncalves

by Meli February 4, 2004

David Blaine'd

To lose out on a passionate night of strange to a magician/illusionist. Or just losing out in life to said magician/illusionist. Abbreviated version of Blaine'd works as well.

Getting David Blaine'd makes for one of the best true stories ever. Steven David passed out on the couch in NYC. His new friend wasn't having it so she dialed up a vanishing act, next thing you know she was whisked away by a popular magician! Before any bystanders could even blink, it was realized that Steven David got David Blaine'd! also; Steve Dave got Blaine'd! SDBD

by Apt. 904 January 16, 2009

David

The guy with the biggest dick, and the best lover.

He was so amazing in bed and man his dick was huge. I'm talking about a real David.

by Motley76 March 12, 2017

David Schoenfield

An ESPN retard who thinks the phillies will not make the playoffs in 2011 after having the most wins in the league in 2010 & improving their pitching in the offseason.

David Schoenfield is a retard.

by Moolium April 27, 2011

David

Blonde hair, blue eyes, and is very strong. He can be kicked in the balls and not feel a thing and just laugh. He has perfect muscles without even trying to workout. He is silly, funny, nice, and very caring. He is basically a martyr for his friends, he would sacrifice his own life for those whom he loves the most. He is very trustworthy and understanding. He is pretty good with his hands too, he beat Through the Fire and Flames on EXPERT on Guitar Hero 3. He has a VERY deep voice, and it's quite amusing when he is singing to Lady GaGa. This guy is my best friend, and more.

He's singing Ring of Fire...what a David.

by somegirl136 November 29, 2009