Realest person, real chill, don't really care about anything, sleazy, doesn't trust people. If you mess with him you might get bodied!!
by bobby098 October 29, 2015

by dave gaming June 24, 2021

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.
by big peeps October 23, 2003

Dave is a cat he dosent give a shit what he does or says, and dosent give a shit about no one, why? Cause he is dave... cat dave
- You just jacked the cops ....your a dave
- People put rubbish in the bin you put it on top of the bin....your a dave
- People put rubbish in the bin you put it on top of the bin....your a dave
by Yeah im a dave June 29, 2018

A man with such along shlong that he gets in there pretty well. Also known as a Pornstar with a Big Dick.
by kuromibunnyhunny October 12, 2021

To be a shady Dave you must live in the shadows of dark places. You will find shady Dave’s near crime, pollution, an missing children. Shady Dave’s favorite pastimes include chronic public masterbaition, stealing wheelchairs and holding up hotdog stands.
by Neighborhood watch March 24, 2020
