Close

A word made up by someone who’s afraid to get to close, near someone or an object.

Yo, bro, I thing he is afraid to get close to her.

by Nick is the best Jonas Brother October 15, 2019

Closure Bite

The last bite of food. A carefully chosen piece of food that one saves and anticipates eating at the end of a meal. The bite that gives a feeling closure to the eating experience.

"I always save this piece of food for The Closure Bite."

by Foody1 September 9, 2020

Closeted pedophile

Guys stuck in their 13 years old fantasies who are attracted to school girls and girls who dress very young with pink hair and anime/cartoonish vibes.

A- Dude check out this girl
B-WTF you’re a sick Closeted pedophile and you need help!

by Nihilistic Virgin May 31, 2021

tauntingly close

A phrase used to describe how sumthing that is taunting u.

Some thing that would have been good if it happend and almost did, but somehow didnt occur.

Person: That was tauntingly close

Hitting the cross bar from 50yards, can be called "Tauntingly Close"

by Dead-Eric December 1, 2007

Dee Close-Smith

a rather large lady who loves to park in handicapped parking spots just because she's fat. she loves to get involved with her daughters high school drama, she loves to SCREAM! at 17 year old girls because she is in denial about how much of a douchelord her daughter is...

DAMN! that lady Dee Close-Smith is one BIG BITCH!

by loudmouth90 April 28, 2010

shit closet

the small room found off the master bathroom that measures approximately 4 x 4 that houses only a toilet. A small place one goes to shit.

Bob has been in the shit closet for over an hour now, what the hell is he doing in there?

by Miss Canuck January 5, 2011