food cuck

someone who is on a diet and only eats once a day

individual 1: is that freak sniffing food? what's up with that?
individual 2: they're a food cuck. they sniff food just to feel something

by eimguy November 19, 2022

Cummings Cuck

A 46 year old burly man who identifies as a 5th year apprentice. He does not like to be watched, he only likes to watch.

**Caution do not mistake this cuck for a kook.**

Hey Jack! What ever happened to Mr. Snuffleupagus? He was a real Cummings Cuck!

by ah94 March 8, 2023

Simp Cuck semi-husband

A man (usually older) who is in a polyamorous marriage, knowing full well, his 'wife' gets more ass in a month than he could hope for in a year. He stays home while she cheats on him with other men , women and they/thems, all because she's pretty. He pays for her boob job and botox, helping her attract people to cheat on him with; and no one's surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house, car, business and investments on the way out.

Random person in bar: So which one is your Simp Cuck semi-husband?
Wife: Why do you want to know that?
Rando: To check he's cool with this.
Wife: He's cool with whatever I tell him to be cool with.

by GarMic October 8, 2023

we're in a cucumber

When you just want to be different from the people using "we're in a pickle"

Friend 1: what do you want to talk about?
Friend 2: I don't know.

Friend 1: looks like we're in a cucumber.

by Snoopy dog ggg December 20, 2015

The under cuck suprise

Similar to The under cuck but with a creamy ending.

I was doing the under cuck with my wife when suddenly the man spunked into my wife! Guess I ordered the under cuck suprise !

by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016

Full on cuchold

Where you dress like superman hide in the closet and watch people fuck.

Awh shit Jerry's dad has gone full on cuchold, he's even got the cape.

by Ohshiiit September 24, 2017