close crapper

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

by Cube Dweller July 10, 2009

Chosen by Voters

When one person (voters) votes on something to get points or some shit like that for a Q&A community such as Yahoo Answers. When an answer is "Chosen by Voters", it's most likely not going to be of any help.
It helps to add quotes around the phrase to make it seem like a joke.

A lot of people seem to have the same questions as me on Yahoo Answers. Too bad the answers are always "Chosen by Voters".

by MyBoxHasInternet April 13, 2011

Closet Fairy

A closet fairy is a person who goes around telling random people they are gay. For any comeback, they use the word "gay."

Shut up, you are so gay!
Nah man, you're just a jealous Closet Fairy.
Dude, you are so gay. Who do you think you are?

by Mweiner May 18, 2011

Closet Fuck

When you take your girlfriend from behind while she's bending down to get something from the closet or lower drawer.

So yesterday, my girl was picking up her shoes, and I totally closet fucked her!

by dodddy July 26, 2014

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind

When you almost get caught jacking off.

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.

by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

close business

To have sex with a female

"Yo Nick did you close business with that chick last week?"
"Na bro, she was on the rag"

by Cletus93 April 21, 2017