Flaming Reverse Cow

When you stick your penis in hot candle wax and perform the sex position known as reverse cowgirl

Last night I gave Riley Brown Flaming Reverse Cow By Kenny Wescott

by Kenny Wescott February 5, 2020

fat-cow-armidillo

a really fat ugly bitch.

shut up you stupid fat-cow-armidillo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Blaze Hoskins December 14, 2009

Emotional Cow-Tipping

Ambush of a person's lack of emotional awareness regarding a certain issue. Sneaking up from behind, saying something provocative and intentionally confusing, then running away.

"He was unaware that he was the subject of an Emotional Cow-Tipping. She knew all about the other woman, and dropped a verbal bomb right in front of him and his friends."

by Mamahipster September 16, 2011

fat masturbating cow

a girl that has an oval butt and is cow like

omg leah is such a fat masturbating cow.

by Matilda111 December 1, 2010

cow suit crazy

Characteristic of or associated with persons afflicted with insanity; used when a person is so disturbed it would not be particularly shocking to see them go out wearing a full cow suit. Extra points for using the word "utter" preceding the phrase i.e. "He's utterly cow suit crazy"

"She called into that conservative talk radio show AGAIN? That woman is cow suit crazy."

by dislocatedelbows(the real one) January 2, 2009

Cow queefs in the ass

A cow queef in the ass is a term used to describe something beyond imagination. If one is to even utter the phrase, they are likely to shit their pants.

Yes, that's right, cow queefs in the ass are the main cause of global warming.

by Kev Younger August 6, 2011

Dark as a cows guts

A Place or area that due to the absence of light offers the same field of view as if your head was wedged inside a cows ass.

When he left the Pub and walked home through the woods it was as dark as a cows guts.

by Sathere March 8, 2009